[VHS修復更新] マリオとヨッシーの冒険ランド | (2018 UPDATE) Mario to Yoshi no Bouken Land VHS Restoration
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[VHS修復更新] マリオとヨッシーの冒険ランド | (2018 UPDATE) Mario to Yoshi no Bouken Land VHS Restoration


*Volume Check* Is the “Volume Check Light” on the Terebikko lit? If not, please increase the volume of the TV to ensure it lights up before starting. *English subtitles by Bluesun*
*Minor changes by magiblot1* *VHS Rip by Kiddo Cabbusses*
*Restored by magiblot1* *Special thanks to togemet2* “Terebikko” Mario! Luigi! Letter for you! Thanks! Who’s it from? Let’s see… It’s Princess Peach! Mario, Luigi, how’re you doing? I’m writing to you from Dinosaur Land, a paradise in the southern seas. It’s a wonderful country that’s home to lots of cute and friendly dinosaurs. Mario and Luigi, you should come and visit Dinosaur Land too! PS.: Take a look at the photo I included showing me and my new friend, Yoshi. Yours sincerely, Peach. Alright! Let’s go to Dinosaur Land! What a great idea! Mario and Yoshi’s Adventure Land! I feel like I’m forgetting something… Oh! Right, I better phone our friends watching on TV! I brought the Terebikko with me! Let’s give the Terebikko a test, then! When the phone rings, pick it up, okay? You there? I’m Mario! We’re on a plane headed for Dinosaur Land! I can’t wait to get there, I’ve heard they’ve got lots of tasty fruit and exciting things! Oh! The plane’s just about ready to land. Okay, I’ll call you again later. What do we say if there’s a huge crowd waiting for us? Aloha! What’s going on here? That’s strange… where did everyone go? Ah! That’s…! Long time no see, Mario! I’ve taken your Princess Peach. If you want her back, come to my castle! But this island is now full of my minions… I doubt you can even make it! Hey, bro, we gotta hurry and rescue Princess Peach! Yeah, let’s go! Maybe we overdid the hurrying a bit… I’m exhausted. Me too… I hope a Super Mushroom’s in one of those… Eh? What’s that egg? You there? I’m Luigi! Hey, everyone, what do you think is in that egg? Which one of these do you think it is? Have you figured it out? Okay, press the button! Okay, let’s see what happens! Ah, you saved me! Thank you so much! I’m Yoshi! Who’re you guys? I’m Mario! I’m Luigi! Oh, I know those names! Princess Peach was always telling me about you two. Oh! You’re Yoshi, from Princess Peach’s photo! So did you get the question right, everyone?
Time for the results! (If correct) Ding! Great, you did it! (If wrong) Behh! Too bad! You could see Yoshi’s tail poking out of the egg! Hey, Yoshi. Where’s Princess Peach now? I don’t know… When I went to the castle up ahead to try and rescue my friends, I ended up getting sealed inside that egg! Koopa caught all my friends, and I’m worried about them… Okay! Then why don’t the three of us team up and save them and the Princess! Right. We have to go and punish Koopa again as well. OK! Time for another go! Get on my back, I’ll show you the way there. All set? Let’s go! Over there, past that bridge is Donut Plains. Hold it! You’re not getting past us! Oh my. There’s so many Burus… But there’s even more Nokonokos… I think there’s even more Dragons! You there? Hey, everyone, which do you think there are most of: Burus, Nokonokos, or Dragons? 1) There are most Burus. 2) There are most Nokonokos. 3) There are most Dragons. Have you figured it out? Okay, push the button! (If correct) Ding, that’s correct! (If wrong) Beh! Huh? There’s more Nokonokos, right? Alright! Let’s beat them down and count them up! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6! See? There really were more Nokonokos! Damn! You haven’t beaten me yet! This could go on forever! Leave this to me! I won’t forget this! If that isn’t Yellow Yoshi…! Yeah, you saved me! You’re pretty hurt, did Koopa do that? Yeah… I’d love to come with you, but I’d just slow you down… But listen! The Theresa ghosts in the Ghost House of Donut Plains are fearsome, but there’s one thing they don’t like: light! Make sure you remember! Good luck! Be careful not to get hurt! See you later! Ah, what an eerie place… Noooobody has ever managed to escape this place… Try and find the way out if yoooou dare… Let’s go, Luigi. I don’t like this… It’s dark… T-That’s strange… I get the feeling those blocks moved… Huh? I guess they really are blocks… Psyche!- AHHH! They really were ghosts! T-That’s right, what did Yellow say the Theresas didn’t like? I might have something helpful under my hat… Everyone, which of these four will help us beat the Theresas : a candle, a mushroom, a flower or a coin? Remember, Yellow Yoshi said that the Theresas don’t like light. One: Candle. Two: Mushroom. Three: Flower. Four: Coin. Got it? Alright, press a button! (If correct) Bingo, that’s right! The Candle! (If wrong) Beh! We need a candle to give us some light! So that’s it! This candle can help us! We did it! This is the key to the exit! Over here! It must fit in one of these four keyholes. Hello? Hey, which of these four keyholes do you think is the right one? It might not always be the same one each time! Go with your gut when you answer! Okay, press the button! Ding! Right! Beh! Too bad! Have another go! We did it! Alright, the next area! Oh my, we can’t get across this river without any blocks… The switch to turn those dotted-line blocks into real blocks should be somewhere around here… Oh, over there! You’re right! But there’s three switches there… I’m Kamek! A magic-using Ka-mage! So he made the extra switches… Oh no… Now we don’t know which switch to push… Hello? We’re in trouble again, everyone! If we push the yellow switch, the yellow dotted-line blocks will become real, if we push the green switch, the green blocks will become real, and if we push the red switch, the red blocks will become real. Which is the real switch which can get us across the Magma River? 1) Yellow Switch. 2) Green Switch. 3) Red Switch. Have you figured it out? Okay, press the button! (If correct) Ding! That’s right! The green blocks go all the way across the river! (If wrong) Beh! Huh? But the blocks of that colour only go halfway… How about that? We found the right switch! How do you like my Jump!? Yoshi, is this another one of your friends? Oh! This is Baby Red Yoshi!
[random note: akachan=baby, aka=red, word pun gets lost in translation] Go back home, you can’t come with us… No way! No way! We’re on a very dangerous journey… No way! I wanna fight too! See? Look at all the Patapatas flying through the skies! Alright! Watch this! Hey, that’s dangerous! Stop! Oh my, he ate the lot. He sure did. No problems now that I’ve grown up, I hope? So let’s go! Get on my back! There’s a Secret Item in a block around here, but nobody’s ever gonna find it! Which block was it? The third block from the right! Good timing! We got some great info! Are these the blocks? The third block from the right…! Great! It’s a beanstalk leading to a Bonus Stage! Wow, there’s so many coins! Let’s take ’em! Hello? Hey, everyone! I’ve got a question for you! If Mario and Luigi both take all of the coins on their routes, who will have collected the most coins? Mario walks along the top clouds, and Luigi walks along the bottom clouds. Number 1: Mario collects more coins. Number 2: Luigi collects more coins.
Which do you think it is? Have you figured it out? Okay, press that button! Ding! Correct! Luigi will collect the most coins! Beh! Huh? Luigi’s gonna get the most coins… You got eight coins, and I got ten! Yay! I got two more coins than you! Aww! I should’ve taken the bottom clouds… Hey, come on, hurry up get on us! If we leap off here, we can reach the Lost Forest! That hurt! Can’t you land any more gently!? Sorry about that… Huh? Where’s the exit to this forest? It’s over that way… No, it’s right here… No, not that way… What a horrible forest! I guess we’ll just have to find the exit ourselves! Hello? I can help you! Hi! I’m Hana, a caterpillar! I’ll tell you something good if you can give me another fruit just like this one! Hello! Everyone, can you help? What was the fruit Hanachan was holding? It’s her favourite. Take a good look at how it’s cut and see if you can find it! Number 1: Strawberries. Number 2: Melon. Number 3: Apple. Number 4: Tomatoes. Have you figured it out? Okay, press the button! Ding Ding Ding! That’s right! It’s an apple! Beh! Huh? Isn’t it an apple? I know! An apple, right? I happened to bring one with me as a snack, but you can have it! That’s right! I just loooove my apples! Now for that nice info I promised… This forest is full of lying trees, who do nothing but lie all the time. But there happens to be a single tree that tells the truth… … the Truthful Tree, which has red flowers and yellow fruit! Hello! We’ve got another question for you! Can you tell which of the trees is the Truthful Tree that Hanachan mentioned? It’s got red flowers and yellow fruit. Which of these three is it? So have you figured it out? Okay, press the button! (If correct) Ding! That’s right! (If wrong) Beh! Too bad, it was number 1! We don’t know how to get out of the Lost Forest. Please, tell us, Miss Truthful Tree! To get to the exit to the Forest of Illusion, jump into that lake over there, and you’ll find it in the next area. Thank you! Okay, let’s go! If we can clear this castle, Koopa’s Castle is the next level! Let’s go, Bro! Alright! Whoa! Watch out, everyone! This place is dangerous! Bro! The ceiling’s falling! Aaah! Hurry, get in that gap, quickly! Which gap should we hide in to be safe?! Look closely at the shape of the ceiling and the floor! Ahhh! We’ve gotta move, so hurry up and push that button! You figured it out? Then push that button! (If correct) Ding! We made it! Thanks! (If wrong) Mukyu~! We’ll get squashed if we go in there…! We’re saved! You’ve done well to get this far. But your adventure ends here. Can you see through this trick? Hello? We need your help again, everyone! There’s only one real Wendy. The other three are fakes. Can you tell which of them is the real one? Okay, push the button! (If correct) Ding! That’s right! Thank you! (If wrong) Beh! That one’s a fake. I’ll get you for that! How dare you work out my trick! Hey, help me! Hurry up and get over here and help me up! Come on! Let’s get them! Take that… and that…! What was that?! Bro! They’re not spinning away when you step on them! Damn… If only I had a Power Item… Okay! Here goes! Leave it to me! Bro! It’s a Feather! Great work, Red Yoshi! Thank you! Wow! You did it! Hey, look over here! It’s the eggs our friends were sealed in! Great! Let’s get them all out of there! Thank you so much, Mario! Yes, well, it wasn’t easy…
Thank you so much, Mario! Yes, well, it wasn’t easy… Hmph! Why’s he taking all the credit? I helped out just as much as he did… I put bombs in Kokoopas’ Castle to blow it up, but the cords got all tangled up, and I don’t know which switch to push anymore… Right, leave it to me! Hello! I’ve got a question for you! Which of these four detonators is the one that’s connected to the Kokoopas’ Castle? You can figure it out if you follow the cords! 1) Red. 2) Blue. 3) Yellow. 4) Green. Have you figured it out? Okay, push the button! (If correct) Ding! That’s right! That’s the one connected to the castle! (If wrong) Beh! Huh? That one doesn’t lead to the castle… 3, 2, 1, 0! Huh, was it the wrong switch after all? Hey, Luigi! Can you go take a look? Aww, why do I have to do everything around here! I’ve had enough of everyone always laughing at me! That’s it! I… I hate you, bro! What’s got into him? Who cares about Luigi anyway. Yoshi, we’re leaving! ♪ The hidden orbs of a traffic light… Green means walk ahead, yellow means take care… And red means you must not cross… ♪ Who’s there? Hey, Luigi! Come on, don’t be so stubborn, we have to hurry and save Mario! He can’t defeat Koopa all by himself! Don’t you care what happens to Mario? If Mario and Yoshi never come back, I’d be really sad… Yeah… I guess you’re right… Luigi, help me! Mario? Mario? Oh, Mario! Are you okay? Are you finally awake? Ah! Princess Peach! Mario! Save me! Whaddaya think of my new castle? I redecorated the place for my little Peach! Now to defeat you once and for all, and then we’re gonna get married without any distractions! Onward, Mechakoopa army! You’re a coward, Koopa! Fight me fair and square, one on one! Bro! Take this Mushroom! Thank you! Super Mario Brothers! Why, you…! Use this, Bro! Those aren’t gonna hit me! Damn… Everyone, we need your help! Help me hit Koopa! Where would you aim, up or down? Number 1: Aim up. Number 2: Aim down. Which do you think? Push a button! (If correct) Gaaaah! You hit me! (If wrong) Haha! That didn’t even come close! Let’s end this, bro! When we work together, we have nothing to fear! Ain’t that right, bro? Hey, that’s my cake! No way! But… We’ll share it! That’s our Mario and Luigi! Thank you! Hello? Thanks for helping us so much today! I hope you’ll come back and play Terebikko again sometime! Later, then! Bye-bye! See you later! [Subtitle Revision Super Weeb Edition 2]

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