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    Slow Jam the News with Senator Kamala Harris

    -Last week was the third Democratic debate, where 10 presidential hopefuls went head-to-head. You know, I was actually going to make a joke about this story, but I don’t think it needs a joke. I think it needs to be slow jammed. You know what I’m talking about, Tariq? -Yeah, Jimmy. I think you’re saying you want to slow jam this news. -That’s right. I want to slow jam the news, and I’m not the only one. [ Cheers and applause ] -Hi. [ Cheers and applause ] So, hello. I am Senator Kamala Harris, and I, too, would like to slow jam this news. -Well, hit me six times!…

  • How To Get The Most Candy While Trick-or-Treating
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    How To Get The Most Candy While Trick-or-Treating

    So I’m just gonna get this out of the way… And it has NOTHING to do with the video But one year for Halloween I dressed up as a bunny. I… I.. don’t know WHY I thought it would be a good idea Maybe I thought I would be CUTE :3 But looking back at these old photos… I realized… (a bit of silence while James looks at the photos) Man… (some more bits of silence) I was CUTE! So me and my friends Took trick or treating VERY seriously THERE’S NO MESSING AROUND One year… We practiced the path we would take A week before Halloween So our legs…

  • BALDI’S BASICS: THE MUSICAL [by Random Encounters]
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    BALDI’S BASICS: THE MUSICAL [by Random Encounters]

    *Game Beeps* *Doorbell Rings* A mysterious package arrived at my door, Inside was a game I’d never heard of before, It looked pretty dated but since it was free… I booted up my ancient Hewlett-Packard PC!, I put in the disc. It started to run. Then braced myself for educational fun! Baldi: Welcome to Baldi’s Basics, Baldi: in Education and Learning! All I need is seven notebooks, to break out of this game! Trapped inside of Baldi’s Basics… and Baldi’s pretty unnerving! Baldi: I HEAR EVERY DOOR YOU OPEN! I dared not doubt his claim. Gotta Sweep: SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP! I found the next notebook on the desk before…

  • Trump Cancels Taliban, Slams Legend & Teigen
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    Trump Cancels Taliban, Slams Legend & Teigen

    I’VE GOT TO TELL YOU, I HOPE EVERYONE WAS ABLE TO RELAX THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT HAD A VERY BUSY COUPLE OF DAYS TWEETING. THAT GUY DOES NOTHING BUT WORK. IT REALLY IS REMARKABLE. MOST NOTABLY HE TWEETED ABOUT A MEETING, A VERY HIGH-PROFILE SECRET MEETING THAT ULTIMATELY DID NOT TAKE PLACE. ON SATURDAY HE WROTE, “UNBEKNOWNST TO ALMOST EVERYONE, THE MAJOR TALIBAN LEADERS AND SEPARATELY THE PRESIDENT OF AFGHANISTAN WERE GOING TO SECRETLY MEET WITH ME AT CAMP DAVID ON SUNDAY.” ONLY TRUMP WOULD BRAG ABOUT A MEETING HE DIDN’T HAVE. [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY. THEY WERE COMING TO THE UNITED STATES TONIGHT. UNFORTUNATELY, IN ORDER TO BUILD…

  • Masha and The Bear – Home-Grown Ninjas (Episode 51)
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    Masha and The Bear – Home-Grown Ninjas (Episode 51)

    Home-Grown Ninjas You won’t catch me! You won’t get it! Na na na na, na naa naaaa! And no, you didn’t catch me! And no, you didn’t get it! Na na, na na naaaa! Oops. Oops. Ne-ah, this is really too much! Neen-who? Ninja? And who is that? A! Cannot see them, cannot catch them! Then I am ninja! Hmm, this costume is OK, I guess… Na na na na, na naa naaaa! Hm… Oh, ah, ah, ah, oh, ah! Na na na na, na naa naaaa! Hey, you should come again! We really liked it!

  • Jimmy Fallon, The Who & The Roots Sing “Won’t Get Fooled Again” (Classroom Instruments)
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    Jimmy Fallon, The Who & The Roots Sing “Won’t Get Fooled Again” (Classroom Instruments)

    -1, 2, 3, hey! [ “Won’t Get Fooled Again” plays ] -♪ We’ll be fighting in the streets ♪ ♪ With our children at our feet ♪ ♪ And the morals that they worship will be gone ♪ ♪♪ ♪ And the men who spurred us on ♪ ♪ They sit in judgment of all wrong ♪ ♪ They decide and the shotgun sings the song ♪ ♪♪ ♪ I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution ♪ ♪ Take a bow for the new revolution ♪ ♪ Smile and grin at the change all around ♪ ♪ Pick up my guitar and play ♪ ♪ Just like yesterday ♪…

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    Jimmy Fallon, The Who & The Roots Sing “Won’t Get Fooled Again” (Classroom Instruments)

    -1, 2, 3, hey! [ “Won’t Get Fooled Again” plays ] -♪ We’ll be fighting in the streets ♪ ♪ With our children at our feet ♪ ♪ And the morals that they worship will be gone ♪ ♪♪ ♪ And the men who spurred us on ♪ ♪ They sit in judgment of all wrong ♪ ♪ They decide and the shotgun sings the song ♪ ♪♪ ♪ I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution ♪ ♪ Take a bow for the new revolution ♪ ♪ Smile and grin at the change all around ♪ ♪ Pick up my guitar and play ♪ ♪ Just like yesterday ♪…

  • Making CANDY out of SQUISHY FOOD!!! *JELLO WATERMELON* Learn How To DIY Squishies Food Challenge
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    Making CANDY out of SQUISHY FOOD!!! *JELLO WATERMELON* Learn How To DIY Squishies Food Challenge

    – Squishy! – Oh my gosh! – Ooh, what! – When you challenge us to mold squishy foods into candies and right now we’re kicking it off with the bags of mystery. Oh my gosh! Devin choose your mystery squishy. – I’ll take this one. – Okay, what did you get? – Whoa, I got popcorn. – You can’t use paper, that’s not edible Devin. – Yeah, this is edible paper, bro. – Whoa! Oh my gosh! – That’s really not. – Ahh. – It’s actually kinda sharp. – It hurts my lip! – That’s a lot of Airheads. Lick it and stick it! – I’m gonna make my entire…

  • PANCAKE ART CHALLENGE!!! Learn How To Make Minions Spiderman & Fidget Spinner out of DIY Pancake!
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    PANCAKE ART CHALLENGE!!! Learn How To Make Minions Spiderman & Fidget Spinner out of DIY Pancake!

    three-two-one well you got chums us through the pancake art challenge we’re kicking it off with minions that’s not a minion it’s like a bear doll on yellow worm but first things first we’re gonna forget I did this oh ha oh well these are kind of a bouncy bro I just took this thing up started yet Devin’s already creating art over here he’s going we got my overalls I’m red I’m not good at this is not gonna be good you guys know Devin is like a professional artist I’m that my minion he got very wide in the hips all of a sudden it’s like wearing a…

  • 10 FUNNY PRANKS + PRANK WARS!!! **DON’T EAT THIS DOUGHNUT** Learn How To Make Easy DIY Food & Candy
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    10 FUNNY PRANKS + PRANK WARS!!! **DON’T EAT THIS DOUGHNUT** Learn How To Make Easy DIY Food & Candy

    – Hey bro, want some chips? – Yeah, for sure. (scream) (laughing) Bro! – Bro, I’m sorry, I got you this this chocolate cake pop. – Oh cool, thanks. – Yeah. (crunching) – Oh, wait, what? (clapping) (laughing) (ding ding ding) – It’s Brussels sprouts covered in chocolate. – What? – So guys, right now, we’re gonna teach you how to make this so that way you can do this to everyone. – Ew. First we gotta use some olive oil spray. – I wonder how this tastes. Use my spatula. (dramatic noise) – It’s really good, huh? – Oh, man. (grossed out noise) You gotta pop open this chocolate.…