• Bets You’ll Always Win! Back To School Pranks! Teacher Edition!
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    Bets You’ll Always Win! Back To School Pranks! Teacher Edition!

    Class you know, there are 30,000 species of fish in the world and that’s only the ones we know of isn’t that interesting miss? Yes Wengie. Have you ever heard of the matchstick fish? That doesn’t sound like a real fish Wengie here I’ll show you okay fine. What is it? Tada the matchstick fish Very funny Wengie well I bet you can’t move three matchsticks and make that fish swim the other way. Hmm One Two Three No, there’s that extra bit What if I made this tail and then move this and then make it swim what is that piece doing there Quite a riddle having a bit…

  • Teacher Fell Down – SNL
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    Teacher Fell Down – SNL

    >>WHOA! ♪♪♪>>HA, HA, HA. TEACHER FELL DOWN.>>ARE YOU OKAY? >>YEAH, BECAUSE YOU REALLY FELL DOWN THERE. >>YOU NEED LIKE HELP?>>NO, NO. IT’S TOO LATE FOR THAT. HOW VERY FUNNY. TEACHER’S ON THE GROUND. LIKE A SILLY LITTLE GIRL. WELL, I’M NOT A LITTLE GIRL AND I DIDN’T FALL. >>YES, YOU DID. YOU NEED HELP UP THOUGH? >>NO, NO. WE’RE STAYING IN THIS. I GOT A HUNCH. NO PSYCHOLOGISTS. >>YO, THIS IS DRIVER’S ED.>>BUT MAYBE YOU’RE LAUGHING BECAUSE YOU’RE AFRAID. TEACHER’S ON THE GROUND. EVERYTHING’S DIFFERENT. ARE WE OKAY? >>YEAH, WE’RE GOOD. BUT ARE YOU OKAY? >>WELL, BECAUSE I TRIPPED BECAUSE I WAS TEACHING TOO FAST. YOU REMEMBER HOW FAST IT…

  • If Rappers Were School Teachers (Cardi B, Drake, Kendrick & DJ Khaled)
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    If Rappers Were School Teachers (Cardi B, Drake, Kendrick & DJ Khaled)

    (horse neighing) (computerized music) (uptempo piano music) ♪ I got, I got, I got, I got ♪ ♪ Molecules, got all the tools, inside my DNA ♪ ♪ Got a sugar group ♪ ♪ Got double loops inside my DNA ♪ ♪ Got thymine, guanine, cytosine, adenine ♪ ♪ Inside my DNA ♪ ♪ I got genes like codes ♪ ♪ Not like clothes inside my DNA ♪ ♪ And it forms like this, with two helix ♪ ♪ Inside of every human ♪ ♪ And you’re born with it, you borrowed it ♪ ♪ From your parental unit ♪ ♪ I got nitrogen bases in different places ♪ ♪…

  • Hero Teacher Carlie Flanders Gets a Big Surprise
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    Hero Teacher Carlie Flanders Gets a Big Surprise

    – Today we have a big surprise for a viewer named Carly Flanders, and she’s a first grade teacher at Elmer Wolfe Elementary in Union Bridge, Maryland, and like a lot of teachers, Charlie– Carly does amazing things for her students. She’s also a huge fan of this show. We sent–Jeannie is there at the school, and she’s outside the classroom. Hi, Jeannie. Hi. – Hi, Ellen. – Oh, she’s whispering. Hi. Tell us about Carly. Tell us all about Carly. – Okay, Ellen, I got to tell you. – What? – Carly is so amazing. So Elmer Wolfe Elementary is a title one school, so a lot of the…

  • Baldi Takes Over! – GTA V [Annoying Orange Plays]
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    Baldi Takes Over! – GTA V [Annoying Orange Plays]

    – [Annoying Orange] What is 1,000 fruit parts divided by 30? You miscalculated. (upbeat music) Heyo it’s AO back at you with another game video. Look who it is. It’s Baldy! If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em, right? That’s right, we got Baldy inside of Grand Theft Auto. But I guess that means we need to change his name right? Grand Theft Baldy? Alright let’s see, what are we gonna do today Baldy? I guess we gotta do what you always do, right? Go around and hit people in the butt with your ruler. Uh oh, I heard this guy got a math question wrong. Now you’re gonna go…

  • AAKASH MEHTA | SEX EDUCATION | STAND UP COMEDY
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    AAKASH MEHTA | SEX EDUCATION | STAND UP COMEDY

    We didn’t have certain things in SSC (State Board Schools). I’ll be honest we didn’t have certain things… The best English in the entire English textbook was the pledge. We didn’t have physics, chemistry and biology we had Science 1 and Science 2. Budget cuts. What was weird though is that we didn’t have any Sex Ed. I think none of us had it. Anyone here who had Sex Education? (Crowd:Yes!) Wow! How? You know the only Sex Ed we got in school was Prasad Sir saying “To avoid Herpes, use Cundome”. That is it. We didn’t know what Herpes was. We didn’t know what Cundome was. I still don’t…

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    The Try Guys Roast Each Other’s Instagrams

    (Ned) I know that the other guys do not like my photos very much, so I’m not looking forward to this. (Keith) Your Instagram does look like that of most teenage girls. (Zach) Yeah, that’s all I wanna be. (Keith) You know, you’re crushing it. (Ned) Can i just get one photo of you without having your shirt off? (Ned) See even now? Even now you’re doing it. (Zach) He uses Instagram as if he has three followers and they’re all his mom. (Zach) *laughing* I don’t understand (Keith) Welcome to another episode of Try Guys Game Time. (Keith) Today the Try Guys are roasting each other with all the…

  • STAY AWAY FROM THE SUN
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    STAY AWAY FROM THE SUN

    (Anthony) Have fun in the sun, get laid in the shade! – (smarmy chuckle) – (Ian) SHUT UP!!! (friend) Wait, you’ve never hooked up with a girl? No, okay. (Anthony) People always say be careful what you wish for. Well, you have heard of Sexual Sun, right? (Anthony) Because I got the wish I wished for. Legend has it that if someone sends you the Sexual Sun emoji three times, sexy things happen to you. Dude, send it to me. (text message sent) Nothing happened. Well, I guess that didn’t work. Let’s go, guys. (Ian) See you later, virgin. (Anthony) And I wish I didn’t wish to wish for wishing…

  • TEACHING KONG TO SWIM! **Gone Sexual**
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    TEACHING KONG TO SWIM! **Gone Sexual**

    one two three * OOOH* Come back, thanks. Good morning ‘logang’, what’s poppin? so today .. yo, what’s your deal? you want me or do you not want me you’re acting like every girlfriend I’ve ever had hey guys Ayla came to hang out today she’s right there okay now we’ve had enough you can go home now sorry about that *I wasn’t done yet* ayla you are done get out of my face I gotta do my intro wait yeah im like the new pet like no you’re not Ayla what do you think bro should we adopt Ayla? you got papers can we adopt you? Imma make ’em.…

  • 10 ANNOYING Things TEACHERS Say! | High School Parody
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    10 ANNOYING Things TEACHERS Say! | High School Parody

    – Miss Belcher’s class are not slackers. (upbeat instrumental music) – Oh oh, pick me, pick me, pick me. I know I got this one. Right over here. (upbeat instrumental music) – Hello guys. Welcome back to another video on my channel. I have another awesome video for you guys and it is going to be 10 annoying things that all teachers say. Well I guess not all, but most teachers say, and these are things that like as a student, we always hear a lot, and after a while, they just kind of like really annoy us, so this isn’t like disrespecting teachers or anything. It’s just things that…